Much Married

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.



"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

Husband Shopping Centre...

Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in London, where women could go to choose a huband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors,with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go
back down except to leave the place,never to return. A couple of
girlfriends went to the shopping centre to findsome husbands...

First floor:

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a
job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they
went.

Second floor:

The sign read, "These men have high paying jo bs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what's
further up?"

Third floor:

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework. " Wow! said the women.
Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went.

Fourth floor:

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have strong
romantic streak. " Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting
us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor:

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are impossible to please."